Tennessee vs Georgia: I Lost The Bet

My dignity shredded.
My ego lie in tatters.
I have been splattered across the Internet for the world to point and cackle at.

My only hope is that my perverse brand of sarcasm managed to salvage a moral victory from my destruction.
Which given my bizarre inclinations…… it probably didn’t.

A lesson dear friends, in gambling with people you consider close: It just ain’t worth it.

Here is the proof of my transgressions, as I am a man of Honor. Unfortunately, that is all I have left after this little charade.

General Neyland, be merciful when I get there sir.

In other news, I’m betting V00d3w didn’t think I’d have the balls to do it :)

Now if you will excuse me, I consider this good grounds to finish my last bottle of Green Spot.

Want to sing along?
Here are my “modified” lyrics…

Glory, glory to old Georgia!
Glory, glory to old Georgia!
Glory, glory to old Georgia!

You may have won the battle but you haven’t won the war
Let me just remind you
that we won the previous four

we’ll be back next season
and you’ll be crawling for the door
ya aint gonna win no more!

Glory, glory to old Georgia!
Glory, glory be to Georgia!
Glory, glory be to Georgia!

Vince is in his living room and UGA’s in his grave
a piece of this for next year
you will surely save

You will rue the day you tested us
Damn the referee’s you paid
ya aint gonna win no more!

Glory, glory to old Georgia!
Glory, glory be to Georgia!
Glory, glory be to Georgia!

As we leave the field dejected we leave knowing for a fact
another player will be arrested
before to Knoxville we’re back

Possession by a minor
or another battery charge
but you aint gonna win no more!

Glory, glory to old Georgia!
Glory, glory be to Georgia!
Glory, glory be to Georgia!

5 Responses to “Tennessee vs Georgia: I Lost The Bet”

  • I LOVE this… truly, I do.

    First time I’ve ever heard your voice (speaking or singing), or guitar, and it’s beautiful. Misguided lyrics… but great music!

  • Calimus:

    Not bad Joe. An this wasn’t the most embarrassing thing you have done by a long shot. Granted, more folks might actually see this instance, but I can think of many, many more events worse than this.

    I will say that the face paint had me rolling though. Good on ya’ for living up to your end of the bargain though. I’m guessing Richard is to thank for this colorful display?

  • Yup. FedEx’d it to me. Was the rules of the bet.

    Next year is his turn dammit.

    But yeah I think this one may get seen more than some of my other adventures. Of course there was the 3 years of Pioneer Days back to back

  • Well, you slandering bastard! :P

    I can’t believe you added lyrics to the song, lmao! Although, I did have a similar ad-lib planned in case I had to be the one singing!

    Good job though, I’ll give ya that – Oh, and I thought you said your guitar playing had suffered over the years, sounded great to me :)

    One more note, it was good to see yer face again after all these years too.

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