Seriously. Somebody clue me in here. But whats left to be said by Tiger at this point?
It’s not like his actions have not been brazened across the globe.
It’s not like we have not heard from a dozen women he was involved with.
It’s not like we don’t know he couldn’t keep his fly zip, while married to a gorgeous super model.
I mean aside from the fact that any other red blooded man with an ounce of intellect would have kept his big mouth shut and his pants on for nobody but his honey (provided of course they were, too, married to a rich hot Swedish model.)
Tiger had it made dude. He already had everything.
So whats he going to say: “Hi. I’m Tiger Woods. I was a dumb ass. But when it comes to women I had one motto: Just do it!” or “I’m Tiger Woods and I want to introduce to my new sponsor: Extendaprick!”
Maybe it will be “I don’t see what the big deal is. I got several hole in ones now that I’m rich so my handicap has went wayyy down!”
I mean what idiot in his right mind would trade this:
Sorry, Tiger. But it doesn’t matter what you say. Your in the bunker, 9 strokes down, and you have just been handed a E-tool to make it to the fairway.
In this cowboys eyes, you just can’t fix stupid.