Archive for the 'Quotes' Category

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.

G. K. Chesterton

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To be pleased with one’s limits is a wretched state.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon the name it bears. Things are not only what they are. They are, in very important respects, what they seem to be.

Hubert H. Humphrey

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It’s FRIIIIIIIIIIIDAY!!

And It’s FOOTBALL TIME IN THE SEC!

What more can ya ask for?!

Ok how about yer daily quote?

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become.

- Mary McGrory

Yer music video?

Some Eye Candy?

Oh wait not what you were looking for? Hang on I’ll take the sting out

Texas Longhorns Cheerleaders

Rock on brothers and sisters! I’m picking up some bratwurst for the weekend tonight!

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Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States.

J. Bartlett Brebner

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When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.

Bernard Bailey

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If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

George Carlin

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There are too many people, and too few human beings.

Robert Zend

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If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.

Anne Bradstreet

It is the Last Friday of August ladies and gentlemen,

We should ask “How should we celebrate the coming of the winter solstice?”

I ask instead, how else?

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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.

George Bernard Shaw

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