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What a Weasel!: How Delta damn near destroyed a dream vacation

It’s been a while since we had one, but Delta is officially our Weasel for 2016.

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So we just got back from our vacation. Barely.

I’ve recently been on a screed about Delta. As a long term, medallion member, I used to have a lot of loyalty towards the company. That loyalty has greatly waned, to a point of near despisal. If I did not already have several trips bought and paid for through them I would not be using the company anymore. But for at least two more months I am stuck with them. We booked this one via Delta Vacations, way back in March.

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What a Weasel: Those down on Dooley

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET A LIFE! GET A FRIGGIN LIFE!! GET A FRIGGIN CLUE!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?

 

Thats me.

I’ve been listening to Tennessee Sports Radio via the Internet this week.

Before I go to much further let me first give kudo’s to Tony Basillo, Jayson Swain, Erik Ainge, and Wes Rucker at the station. These guys have been pounding the callers and fighting the ignorance every day this week. You can hear the disbelief and frustration in their voices.

I have been trying to keep my temper in check, but I just can’t keep it in check any longer. I won’t post this on RockyTopTalk because this sort of vitriol doesn’t belong there.

There comes a time when you need to just grab someone by the shirt collars and shake some sense in to them.

Enter me, stage right.

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What a Weasel: Angry Netflix customers

We are way over due for one of these. It’s time for a good ol Registered Evil What a Weasel!

This time it’s all those angry Netflix subscribers.

A lot of folks are ticked at Netflix for raising their rate.

A lot of folks.

But seriously people. $16 bucks and your screaming?

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Re: Don’t go Fixing your Dishwasher

This is in reply to a previous post: Don’t go Fixing your Dishwasher.

Bloodspite and myself had a conversation yesterday about the phosphate content in dish washing detergent.  It started when he told me of his woes in the dirty dish land, in which he couldn’t seem to get his dishes clean via his automatic dish washer.  I told him tales of the marvelous detergent I had been using in my 22 year old dish washer.  Gave him the link in which to find this modern miracle which removed 5 day old spaghetti sauce, and dried up re-fried beans… I was even so bold as to tell him that if id didn’t work, I would refund his money personally….

Then he told me that he had tried it, and that when I opened my new box of this miracle product, I may find my self in his same situation…

He was right….

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UT vs UNC Wrap Up: @$%^#&!!!???

Language warning, for those of you sensitive to such things,

Before I start let me say this: What Jackson did was inexcusable.

The Late hit by Tomlinson? Also poor.

However.

WHAT KIND OF MONKEY MOLESTING GOAT HUMPING REFEREE DECLARES THE GAME OVER THEN STARTS IT AGAIN!?!?

WHAT IS THIS?? !)@#$%^ LITTLE #$%^&*( LEAGUE!?

Big 10/Big12 what ever the fuck they call themselves, their referee’s are neither Legends or Leaders.

!@#$%^&

For that bone headed, inane, candy ass, pathetic, lousy excuse for play calling both in the UT vs UNC and the KState vs Syracuse games, the Big10/12 (which in either figure probably represents their combined IQ) Officiating crews earn the last What a Weasel Award from 2010.

Steve Jobs: Out of Touch with Reality

“When AT&T wants to add a cell tower in, oh, Texas or somewhere, it takes three weeks to get approval in a typical community. To get a cell phone tower in San Francisco, it takes something like three years,” – Steve Jobs

Steve sadly needs to stick with making computer, phones and music devices as he has absolutely no clue what so ever what it takes to set up a tower system.

Having worked as a climber, installer, RF Sweeper, and Market manager I can tell you first hand that in over 10 years of working in the cellular industry I can count on one hand the amount of times I have cleared permitting in under 2 months, let alone 3 weeks.

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Hope, and Change?

So, you voted, and were promised Hope, and Change, eh?

Well, here it is, the Hope and Change for the Obama-nation:

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Unemployment is down from 9.7% to a lower 9.5%  Sound good huh?  Not so, here are the numbers:

225,000 census employees temporary jobs were canned;

125.000 fewer people are recieving checks this month;

So why is the unemployment number down??  Because people are giving up.

A staggering 650,000 people dropped out of the job search market, they just gave up, and stopped looking.  No one ever talks about that.  They only see that the number is going down, and do not realize that “maybe when you subtract 325,000 people from the job market, it should be going up?”

America, you have been brainwashed, and you no longer ask questions.  I have said it before, and I will say it again, Wake Up, and ask questions!

That’s not illegal, at least not yet…

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No “SIR”, you are gay, not Jesus!!

Well, well, well, lookie what I found:

Sir Elton John has claimed that Jesus Christ was a homosexual during an interview with a US magazine.

The singer told Parade magazine, “I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems.

“Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. I don’t know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East — you’re as good as dead.”

So, Sir Elton John believes Jesus was gay.  Thats just great.  It’s no wonder this happened. Quite frankly I’m surprised this hasn’t happened more often.

They knighted this guy??

They knighted this guy??

According to the news this morning, a protester in front of John’s Buckhead condominium, who allegedly picketed with signs saying “Why Elton John Must Die”,  is scheduled for trial this morning.  Well I say, Bravo!  Who does this “singer” think he is?  It’s fine that you are gay, but don’t you dare try to throw your personal lifestyle on to my Lord and Savior!  Blasphemy has no place in the public eye.  I hope this guy gets acquitted of all charges.

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Dead Soldiers……Who Cares……

I’ll tell you who doesn’t care…..the so called “president”. 

Could he be the first president who did not attend the Memorial Day Service at Arlington?  I think so….

Even looking back at the last 2 presidents, Clinton went to all 8 services in his presidency, Bush went to 7 of the 8, and he did not attend one because he was at another ceremony in France honouring D-Day Vets.  What really amazes me, is the fact that this is his second vacation just since the oil spill….that’s 2, count them, 2 vacations in just over a month?  WTF!?  and this is only his first year in office.  To me, this is total BS, and a complete lack of respect for this great nation, and the soldiers who bravely died so that we could enjoy freedom.  Mr. President, have fun shucking your duties, and ignoring the American people.  Hell, that’s what you have been doing so far, why should this surprise us.  I hope you have a rotten, crappy, miserable vacation.  Maybe if you get food poisoning, you might have a taste of what the people of this country are feeling because of your ignorance.

 

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What A Weasel!: Contessa Brewer

It’s been a while since we’ve had one of these, so lets do one shall we?

It seems Contessa Brewer feels that Illegal Aliens are necessary and without them this entire country will fall in to the ocean. Or something along those lines.

Lets break it down simple for the “esteemed” journalist who like all journalists is professional and shove their opinions down our throats unbiased.

  • First is the very simple portion of the word illegal, as in they entered this country illegally. People who do things that are illegal like stealing, murder, robbery, trespassing and identify theft go to jail.

Keep in mind this is the same lady who said :

I get frustrated…There was part of me that was hoping this was not going to be anybody with ties to any kind of Islamic country. Contessa Brewer on the Times Square Bomber

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What a Weasel: Tiger Woods

Seriously. Somebody clue me in here. But whats left to be said by Tiger at this point?

It’s not like his actions have not been brazened across the globe.

It’s not like we have not heard from a dozen women he was involved with.

It’s not like we don’t know he couldn’t keep his fly zip, while married to a gorgeous super model.

I mean aside from the fact that any other red blooded man with an ounce of intellect would have kept his big mouth shut and his pants on for nobody but his honey (provided of course they were, too, married to a rich hot Swedish model.)

Tiger had it made dude. He already had everything.

So whats he going to say: “Hi. I’m Tiger Woods. I was a dumb ass. But when it comes to women I had one motto: Just do it!” or “I’m Tiger Woods and I want to introduce to my new sponsor: Extendaprick!”

Maybe it will be “I don’t see what the big deal is. I got several hole in ones now that I’m rich so my handicap has went wayyy down!”

I mean what idiot in his right mind would trade this:

Elin Nordegren-Woods

Elin Nordegren-Woods

For this:

Mindy Lawton

Mindy Lawton

Sorry, Tiger. But it doesn’t matter what you say. Your in the bunker, 9 strokes down, and you have just been handed a E-tool to make it to the fairway.

In this cowboys eyes, you just can’t fix stupid.

I just do not think it can be said better than this

I just do not think it can be said better than this

Do Not Pass “Go”…

..but go directly to Jail.

When Bubba gets his hands on you?

And bends you over the bed railing?

…just think of it as earning another medal you can pin on yourself when you get out.

UPDATE:

Apparently being a General wasn’t enough for this moron. He’s previously been arrested for impersonating a US Air Marshall!

And of course the media still says they did it all. Uhm..lets check some dates shall we?

So whose behind?

I just do not think it can be said better than this

I just do not think it can be said better than this

And another one scurries off…

*sigh*

Just when I thought the madness was going to settle down, ESPN announces this…

Willie Mack Garza, who coached the Vols’ secondary last season under Lane Kiffin, packed up his office and left town sometime in the last 24 hours and apparently didn’t notify anybody on the current staff that he was leaving.

No matter how you cut it, this stinks.

We’re less than two weeks from signing day and we are already short the following, staff wise:

  • Defensive Coordinator
  • Secondary Coach
  • Offensive Line Coach
  • Running Back Coach

At some point this hemorrhaging has got to stop. I just hope it is really soon.

Anyone wanna bet that he’s “Going west, young man”?

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UPDATED:

Well that didn’t take long.

Have you seen this man…err…poseur?

Love the beard...sir....

Love the beard...sir....

10:15 CST TENTATIVE UPDATE:

The IMPOSTER appears to have a name, Michael Patrick MacManus. More Pics of this guy from his personal friendster.com account are HERE.

His LinkedIn Profile is http://www.linkedin.com/in/michaeltenzin

This Ain’t Hell has the gory and rather obviously bovine feces laced details.

Have you seen this *ahem* gentleman?

Do you have any idea who he is?

Apparently…neither does he.

For those former service rats out there like myself please examine the uniform: the US Army dress Blues of a Brigadier General.

With a goatee. And soul patch.

But that’s just the start of it.

Not to even begin to start talking about violations of DOD Directive 1344.10 which is reinforced by Article 92 of the UCMJ, because while I think his appearance at the event in which he was photographed (The inauguration of Houston’s new mayor whom is also openly homosexual), I am not positive his wearing of the uniform breaches said Directive. But I’m willing to bet if the Department of the Army wanted it too, it probably could.

The Armorer sums up the details best:

Leave aside I can’t think of anyone with *two* Distinguished Service Crosses (the second highest valor award) and British SAS wings, and who wears a *CIA* liver badge (as we call those things that aren’t on the lapel… and that in order for him to have a Combat Infantryman’s Badge with *two* stars on it means he would have had to have earned his *first* one during the Korean conflict.  In fact, I was rather unaware that there *was* a CIA liver badge.  They usually don’t advertise that kind of stuff.

Only Colonels and below can earn the CIB.  Which means he would pretty much had to have been, charitably, a brigade commander during the March on Baghdad… and given the need for Korean War era service, that would mean a combat brigade commander in his… late 60’s at best.  If we’re being charitable and assume he earned his first CIB when he was 18. The criteria for subsequent awards are… byzantine.  From AR 600-8-22, Military Awards:

f. Second and third awards of the CIB are indicated by superimposing 1 and 2 stars respectively, centered at the top of the badge between the points of the oak wreath. To date, a separate award of the CIB has been authorized for qualified Soldiers in the following qualifying periods:

1) World War II (7 December 1941 to 3 September 1945)

(2) The Korean Conflict (27 June 1950 to 27 July 1953).

(3) The Republic of Vietnam Conflict. Service in the Republic of Vietnam conflict (2 March 1961 to 28 March 1973) combined with qualifying service in Laos; Dominican Republic; Korea on the DMZ; El Salvador; Grenada; Joint Security Area, Panmunjom, Korea; Panama; Southwest Asia Conflict; and Somalia, regardless of whether a Soldier has served one or multiple tours in any or all of these areas. The Republic of Vietnam Conflict Era officially terminated on 10 March 1995.

(4) War on Terrorism (Afghanistan, Operation ENDURING FREEDOM) and (Iraq, Operation IRAQI FREEDOM).

g. Subsequent awards of the CIB is not authorized for the same qualifying period, as outlined above.

In other words, he had to have earned that first CIB in by 1953 at the latest.  The Auld Soldier, my father, was 21 when Korea started.  He died last year at age 80.  The liklihood of this gentleman being an actual Brigadier General of the United States Army with all that fruit salad and none of my usual pack of thieves and cut-throats knowing him and looking that good for the age required to have accumulated all that stuff… well, makes me wonder if he isn’t perhaps… padding his resumé?

I mean, all that iron – Airborne, Air Assault, Pathfinder, 3 CIBs and… no Ranger tab?  I guess *that* would have been going too far.

Lets not forget that general officers, are not branch affiliated, which means he should not have Infantry markers, or Quartermaster or any other type of MOS Branch identifier on his uniform. On top of the Distinguished Service Crosses we also have a Silver Star up there, a Bronze Star, and a Purple Heart.

Here’s a Better picture via Ace of Spades

Hat. Ass Hat. Stirred not shaken.

Hat. Ass Hat. Stirred not shaken.

This of course adds to the madness.

Now we can add the CBE, British Commander of the British Empire. Might be the Legion of Merit, either way he does not have the corresponding medal and its being worn wrong.

  1. Air Medal.
  2. Flying Cross.
  3. National Defense Medal (sometimes called the “I joined the Army” or the “Coke Cola” medal)
  4. Master Jump Wings
  5. Helo Pilot Badge
  6. Air Assault Wings
  7. Pathfinder
  8. Vietnamese Civic Honor Action Medal
  9. Good Conduct medal (which officers are also not awarded)

The list just keeps getting longer! Oh, and they are out of order as well.

If you have a name for this idiot, please send it to these guys.

There’s a whole list of we MilBloggers looking for this yahoo.

So if you know him or see him, drop us a line, would you?

By the way, in honor of Kiffingate, and this ass-clown, I’ve decided to start a new heading around here. This doofus, whomever he is will be the first awardee of the Registered Evil “What a Weasel!” Tag!

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Radio Intercepts
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    Christian Moerlein Over the Rhine (OTR) as served at B Concourse Delta Sky Lounge at CVG

    02/02/17

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    Last night for me in Washington D.C.

    02/01/17

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    Night time on 14th St Washington D.C.

    01/30/17

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